Future Hot and Submissive Housewives of America..and the Men who LOVE them! | |
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| Description: | This is for all who recognize the characteristics of a perfect wife. We are proud of the duties, tasks and talents that God has blessed us with such as cooking, cleaning, being hot housewives and much, much more. We are often discouraged and brought down by our feminist friends that try to convince us that society has conditioned our thinking. Even though we are often taunted by our feminist friends, lets keep in perspective that we are going to be the lovely breeders of future generations to come..so here's a toast to us.... So go ahead Clorox, Tide, Dish soap, make your best stuff, cause us housewives will take you head on, and enjoy every second. We vow that we will scrub the kitchen from front to back in our stilettos, perfectly manicured fingers, flawlessly pedicured toes, tiny laced aprons, and love every minute of it. And for all those hearty working men out there, you can always depend on a good housewife to make you that ham, turkey, salami, and cheese sandwich in the middle of the day, you can count on us to have a gourmet dinner on the table when you arrive home from work, and most importantly, we will never, ever cut our hair short and try to resemble you, because YOU are the man in the relationship. So next time you’re driving the beautiful luxury car your gorgeous husband purchased for you, and you see a feminist riding her bike in the middle of the street lane, honk, remove your Versace sunglasses and without ruining you freshly finished manicure, whip out your bottle of Dom Pérignon Rosé champagne that your husband has graciously stashed in your glove compartment, and make a toast to the future lovely housewives of America---us! |
I am cracking up. I think. I mean.. wow. The group has over 1,000 members and I don't know WHAT to say. Sure, these people have a right to their points of view and to be this if they want. Just the picture of a manicured, pedicured, made-up woman in stilettos and a tiny "laced fringe" apron scrubbing the floor with clorox..
Lord help any man who ever had this dream concerning me. ;)
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